Yin and Yang

So there is truly a yin for every yang in the universe isn't there. Went out tonight and had one girl disgrace me within ear's shot. I believe she was yelling at the guy I was with, out of jealously and said. "I wouldn't even touch that!" Did wonders for my self esteem. However, then we go to another place tonight and I was talking to this one girl and she said that I looked like Eva Longoria. This made me feel a lot better! Now to just have her body!