Once Upon A Time...

You win evolution! I have given in to your mercy. I am rendering the fairytale that is instilled into my brain. I am no longer a believer in the miracle of love, soul mates, undying devotion, yada yada yada. You have officially transformed me into a cynical non-believer. Your cold hard evidence towards it being "unhuman" to be monogamous, and the fact that evolutionary speaking we mate to spread the seed, has finally sunk it to this biologists brain. We are not destined for true love, it is inhuman. I have learned that prince charming on his white horse is riding off with little red riding hood and I am left alone in the castle, making wishes on stars in the sky.

Isn't it so ironic...boy meets girl...girl falls for boy...boy falls for someone else...girls leave boy...boy comes back begging for girl...girl thinks she can have her cake and eat it too...boy falls for girl...girl falls for another boy...originally boy begins dating other girl...now girl falls for boy again! Ugh the timing that is my love life. But what can I do but throw myself out there...admit that I have lied this entire time when I continuously told him I did not want to date him. My honestly has bad timing, that is it. Now all that is left is to see what happens. In the meantime, I have a lot to occupy my time...work work work...school school school and oh yea! MOVING! I found an apartment. It is small and perfect...has character...and IT'S ALL MINE...ALL ALONE...NO ONE ELSE BUT ME! I'm soooooo excited to be alone!

Gotta go to Lakewood now. I will blog tomorrow...important updates. I won't be metaphorical I will simply explain what happenned and why I am so woefully bitter.